Happy Birthday Samson! April 28th.

[Cougar830]

Happy Birthday bud. I didn't know anyone could get so damn ugly in such a short amount of time. LMAO

[samson]

Originally Posted by Cougar830

Happy Birthday bud. I didn't know anyone could get so damn ugly in such a short amount of time. LMAO

Thought I was ugly before??----you otta see me today LMAO

[samson]

Originally Posted by templetonstoy

Samson. glad you're having a good old time. At your advanced age, ya gotta grab for all the gusto you can (and not our Gusto, lol! ).

BTW, Rene came forward and insisted on paying the bill for the lap dances....just have them put it on his tab.

You`ll be pleased to know I grabbed a ton of gusto last nite-------and just about anything else I could. LOL

Rene---you`ll be glad to know we saved you & ttoys some money last nite----we figured it would be cheaper to buy a stripper & her friends rather than waste it at $5 a dance----after they but some clothes for the flight ( on you as well) we`ll send them to you till the next guys birthday in June. DON`T get them fat!! Also---get a tutor, as they only speak French, only English they know is "dance $5". LOL

[samson]

Originally Posted by maxxs

as you get older and wiser, you might want to consider keeping and old sat dish under your bed. it will save you the walk to the lavatory late at night. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Who the h--l could walk? LMAO

[renegade9999]

I speak french, no problems there I just wonder if they are any good at being bikini maids?
LOL

[samson]

Originally Posted by renegade9999

I speak french, no problems there I just wonder if they are any good at being bikini maids?
LOL

Probably charge you $5---but what the hey. LOL

[BabyGirl]

Happy Birthday Samson.

[samson]

Originally Posted by BabyGirl

Happy Birthday Samson.

What a nice girl you are to go out of your way to wish me a happy birthday so nicely. Thank you. (others take note LOL)----------I would like you to know that I did my best not to disgrace myself or our membership last nite in the evenings festivities.-----------------------------------------BTW--I failed miserably.

[templetonstoy]

Originally Posted by samson

What a nice girl you are to go out of your way to wish me a happy birthday so nicely. Thank you. (others take note LOL)----------I would like you to know that I did my best not to disgrace myself or our membership last nite in the evenings festivities.-----------------------------------------BTW--I failed miserably.

Now wait just a dern minute...I wished you a happy birthday very nicely, and colorfully, I might add...took me a fair amount of time to code in all those colors! lol!

Glad you're still with us, and I'm sure Rene will keep the girls in good shape until the next birthday bash! *giggles*

[samson]

Originally Posted by templetonstoy

Now wait just a dern minute...I wished you a happy birthday very nicely, and colorfully, I might add...took me a fair amount of time to code in all those colors! lol!

Glad you're still with us, and I'm sure Rene will keep the girls in good shape until the next birthday bash! *giggles*

You`re my angel Ttoys and you know it. No one could ever top your birthday wishes---------------not even the ones I groped last nite. LOL. The band is warming up and arrangements have begun for May 22---Birthdate of our Queen !! I repeat--you`re the best!