the comedy game

[renegade9999]

This one is really simple.

Tell us your best joke and see who doesn't laugh about it

If you think it is not funny explain why....

If you laughed until you peed your pants admit it.

[templetonstoy]

Originally Posted by renegade9999

This one is really simple.

Tell us your best joke and see who doesn't laugh about it

If you think it is not funny explain why....

If you laughed until you peed your pants admit it.

A lday never admits such a thing, so don't expect to see that from me. ROTFPIMP

[renegade9999]

these two newfies are building a house.
one guy is nailing on the outside panels for the walls and his buddy sees him tossing away every second nail.

He asked his bud "why are you throwing away every other nail?"

His buddy answered "they are no good the head is on the wrong end"

His bud thought for a second and then said "well don't throw them away, they'll work great on the other side of the wall"

[Cougar830]

These two buddies was learning to skydive all they had to do was jomp out of the plane and the chute would open automaticaly. Well the first one jumed and his chute opened normaly then comes the second guy his chute failed to open the fist jumper got upset when he passed him. He took out his knife and cut all the cords to his parachute as he passed the guy whose chute failed to open he hollared ( so you want to race you SOB)

[greenweed]

samson and hotblonde got ready to have sex samson took out three rubbers one gold one silver and one bronze samson asked hotblonde what one do you want to use?hotblonde said use the silver one because i dont want to be in last place again!!

[greenweed]

a hotblode was driving down the road looked out in a corn filed and seen another blonde sitting in a boat rowing in the middle of the field she stopped her car got out waving her fist in the air blondes like you make us all look bad!!! if i could swim i would come out there and kick your @$$.

[renegade9999]

A business man visits Japan for the very first time in his life.
As he wanders about the city he sees a massage parlour.
Seeing as he has a few hours to kill before his meeting he decides to go for a massage.

The Madam welcomes him and tells him all of the prices for the various packages and he finally settles on THE WORKS.

The Madam escorts him to a room in the rear and tells him to strip down and then lay down on the table on his belly.

As he is laying there he feels some very soft tiny hands rubbing his shoulders, his back, his legs and then hears the voice of an angel telling him to roll over.
He complies and gets an amazing rub down.

Thinking he is finished the attendant asks him in a very quiet voice if he would like a wax job.

He thinks for a few minutes, and decides that since he paid for the works it might be interesting so he agrees.

the girl tells him to stand up in front of the table and he does.
she tells him to close his eyes, and he does.
then he feels her hand wrap around him and massages him to a point of readiness....

She gently lays his manhood out on the table and tells him to get ready for something he will never forget.

He's anxious and waiting thinking what a lucky day it is for him and out of the quiet he hears............


"BANZII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The attendant jumpos in the air and comes down and lands a karate chop right smack dab in the middle of his member and wax shot out of both of his ears.

[templetonstoy]

Blonde was walking down the side of the road. By and by, she met another blonde walking in the opposite direction on the other side of the road. The first blonde yells over to the second one, and says, "How do I get to the other side of the road?" The second blonde yells back, "you're already on the other side of the road".

[hotblonde]

How can you tell if a man is aroused? ( Hes breathing) How do you save a man from drowning? (take your foot off his head!) What should you give a man that has everything? (A woman to work it!)

[templetonstoy]

Two women were out golfing one fine day, and just as one of them was hitting her second shot, a bee flew up her golf skirt and stung her, you know where.

Not knowing what to do, the two of them piled into the golf cart and headed for the pro shop to get some first aide. When they arrived, they were greeted by the golf pro, who asked them what was the problem.

The ladies explained one of them had been stung by a bee. The golf pro, at a loss for words or advice, turned to the woman with the bee sting, and asked "where did you get stung?"

The stung woman, not knowing exactly how to explain the delicate details, replied "between the second and third hole." "What should I do?"

The golf pro thought for a minute, and replied "I would suggest you close your stance a bit."