the comedy game

[Cougar830]

rene and evd were out playing golf one day and after the game I asked evd how rene had done that day and he replyed the 2 best balls he hit all day was when he steped on a rake at the 17th sand trap. LMAO

[samson]

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. Man sits on a barstool at one end of the bar & the monkey does the same at the other end, Man orders a beer & a shot and tells bartender to give the same to the monkey. Bar tender says "no way" to the monkey but man convinces barkeep that man is paying & to trust him so after a few more rounds the man tells bartender to go & punch monkey in the face as hard as he can & to trust him. Bartender says "why not" and walks over to the monkey & pastes him right in the mush sending the poor ape flying backwards over the barstool & sprawling on the floor. The monkey gets up dazed & staggering over to the bar, jumps over the counter & unzips the pants of the bartender & gives him a BJ. Everyone in the bar was amazed, while one fellow at the other end of the bar called the bartender over & said "that looks like fun, mind if I tried?" barkeep not caring said "sure why not" to which the man responded " just don`t hit me as hard as you did the monkey".