Your Smile for the Day

The Pregnant Blonde
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up
to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know
why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what
the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along
with her. She said, 'I have some really
great news!' I said, 'Great. Tell me why
you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and breathing
heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she
was pregnant.





I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
'That's great I couldn't be happier for
you!' Then she said, 'There's
more. I asked, what do you mean
there's more. She said, 'Well, we are not
having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....'Well,
that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they
actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests






came out positive!

good one rr.