Surchin

[bogus]

Desesperate, the boss takes another look at his watch and, not believing that his employee would arrive on time to provide him with very important information before a meeting that was about to begin, he called him at his home.

- Hello? – answers a child’s voice, almost whispering.
- Hello, good morning. Look, is your father home?
- Yeah… – the child confirmed, still whispering.
- Can I talk to him?
- No. – said the child, very low.

A bit embarassed, the boss tries to talk to some other adult:

- And your mother? Is she there?
- Yeah.
- Can she talk to me?
- No. She’s busy.
- Is there anyone else?
- Yeah… – whispers the child.
- Who?
- The “polisheman”.

A little surprised, the boss continues:

- Policeman? What is a policeman doing there?
- He’s “tawkin” with daddy, with mommy and with the “firaman”.

Hearing a huge noise on the other side of the phone, the boss asks, scared:

- What’s that noise?!
- It’s the ”licoper”.
- An helicopter?!
- Yeah. They “brawght” a “surch” and “yescue” team.
- Oh, my God! But what is going on in there?! – asks the boss, worried sick.

And the child whispers, with a naughty laugh:

- They are “surchin” for me.