Rise in salary

Rise in salary


A Maid asked for a raise.

Her Madam was very upset about this and asked: Now Maria, why do you want an increase?

Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.

Madam: Who said you iron better than me?

Maria: The Master said so.

Madam: Oh

Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.

Madam: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?

Maria: The Master did.

Madam: Oh

Maria: My third reason is that I am a better "woman" than you.

Madam (very upset now): Did the Master say so as well?

Maria: No Madam, the gardener said.


SHE GOT THE RAISE ...