reindeer walked in (Adult)

One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini.
Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof.
As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said "You know, I think you're the first reindeer I've ever seen in here."
The reindeer looked hard at the hoofful of change and said, "Hmmmpf. I'll tell you something, buddy. At these ****in' prices, I'm the last reindeer you'll see in here."