O.J Simpson

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One day in the future, O.J Simpson has a heart attack and dies.
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>>> He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
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>>> 'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil.
'You are on my list, but
>>> I
>>> have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so
I'll tell you
>>> what I'm going to do.
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>>> 'I've got a few folks here who weren't quite as bad as
you. I'll let one
>>> of
>>> them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU
decide who
>>> leaves.'
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>>> O.J thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door
to
>>> the
>>> first room.
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>>> In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving
in,
>>> and
>>& gt; surfacing, empty handed. Over and over he dove in and surfaced
with
>>> nothing.
>>> Such was his fate in hell.
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>>> 'No,' O.J said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a
good swimmer, and I don't
>>> think
>>> I could do that all day long.'
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>>> The devil led him to the door of the next room.
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>>> In it was George W. Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of
rocks.
>>> All
>>> he did was swing that hammer, time after time.
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>>> 'No, this is no good. I've got this problem with my
shoulder. I would
>>> be in
>>> constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,'
commented
>>> O.J.
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>>> The devil opened a third door.
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>>> Through it, O.J saw Bill Clinton, l ying on the bed, his arms tied
over
>>> his
>>> head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over
him was
>>> Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
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>>> O.J looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said,
'Yeah man, I
>>> can
>>> handle this.'
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>>> The devil smiled and said (This is priceless)
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>>> 'OK, Monica, you're free to go.'
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