Just a little ditty I heard that I thought was neat

[renegade9999]

well my cell phone caught a virus and the darn thing nearly wrecked it
and the computer chip in my car and fridge have also been infected.
The more I look around my house I find many things are affected.

For instance.........

My socks all have the runs
My bass guitar is in a funk.
And my snow blower must be sick cause every time I use it, it blows chunks.
My stairs are always up and down, and my globes bi-polar too and if that wasn't bad enough my fireplace has a flue.
My teddy bear is stuffed up tho i never see him sneeze, my sarcophagus is a coffin (cough cough) I think it might be graves decease.
My roof top has the shingles and my golf clubs had a stroke and my boot prints have depression of that I have no doubt.
My maple tree is sappy and my light bulbs seem all burnt out.
My sneakers tongues are hanging out and my car is just exhausted.
I swear my tv is paranoid, it must feel it's always being watched.
And my bread maker has a yeast infection...........

and it hasn't got a crotch.

[DimeCFH]

Ha HA!! That's pretty good. Thanks for the laugh.

[samson]

Haa--------thanx for the snicker rene------I needed one today.

[renegade9999]

it's even better if you sing it LOL