husband store

husband store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Canada where women may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends each flight. There is, however, a catch. As they open the door to any floor, they may choose a man from that floor, but if they go up a floor, they cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So this woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself: "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman thinks to herself: "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better," she thinks, "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. Wow!" exclaims the woman: "very tempting. But there must be more, further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart and have a nice day!
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have big boobs.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.