East Indian Boy

[samson]

Deep in the mountains of East India a little boy was helping his mother cooking the family dinner. He placed his little hands in the flour and rubbed it all over his face. Looking at his mother he proclaimed "look mama, I`m a white boy!" Immediately she slapped him across the face and told him "go show your father". The boy ran into the other room and said "daddy, look I`m a white boy" and his father slapped him across the face very hard and said "now, go show your grandmother". The boy did as told, "look gramma, I`m a white boy" and received yet another painful slap across the face and was told to go back into the kitchen. When the boy returned to the kitchen his mother sternly asked "well, did you learn your lesson?"---with that the boy replied " I certainly did momma---I was white for only 5 mins and I already hated you F___KING pakis"

[DimeCFH]

That's funny