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| A nine year old boy walks into a liquor store and asks the clerk for a bottle of whiskey. The clerk shoo's the boy away saying that if he doesn't get out of here, he's going to call the police! The boy says no no it's not for me, it's for my dad and his constipation. The clerk looks the boy squarley in the eye and looks him up and down, and decides that he's telling the truth, and sells the boy the bottle. Latter that afternoon, as the clerk is coming back from lunch, he notices the boy laying in the alley, drunk, and an empty whiskey bottle in his hand. The clerk ask's him, hey I thought you said that the whiskey was for your dad's constipation? The boy looks up and says it is and when he sees me like this he's really going to shit! |
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