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| Chicken Surprise > > A couple go for a meal at a > Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise', > The waiter brings the meal, > served in a lidded cast iron pot. > > Just as the wife is about to > serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly > and she briefly sees two beady > little eyes looking around before the lid slams > back down. > 'Good grief, did you see that?' > she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him > to look in the pot. He reaches > for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two > little eyes looking around before > it slams down.. > > Rather perturbed, he calls the > waiter over, explains what is happening, and > demands an explanation. > 'Please sir,' says the waiter, > 'what you order?' > The husband replies, 'Chicken > Surprise.' > (You're going to love > this.................. > You're going to hate yourself for > loving this!............. ) > > > 'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, > 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'
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