Chicken Surprise

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Chicken Surprise
>
> A couple go for a meal at a
> Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise',
> The waiter brings the meal,
> served in a lidded cast iron pot.
>
> Just as the wife is about to
> serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
> and she briefly sees two beady
> little eyes looking around before the lid slams
> back down.
> 'Good grief, did you see that?'
> she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him
> to look in the pot. He reaches
> for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two
> little eyes looking around before
> it slams down..
>
> Rather perturbed, he calls the
> waiter over, explains what is happening, and
> demands an explanation.
> 'Please sir,' says the waiter,
> 'what you order?'
> The husband replies, 'Chicken
> Surprise.'
> (You're going to love
> this..................
> You're going to hate yourself for
> loving this!............. )
>
>
> 'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter,
> 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'